Fancy Dress Party
I’m going to fancy dress party on friday and want to wear something a bit different, something topical maybe. Not your bog standard rented Wonder Woman suit sort of thing.
Nice one Deighton but I don’t want to get lynched!
Sorry Jess! Out of curiosity, you own a Wonder Woman suit? Is it usually a ‘boudoir’ costume?
Oms, you know too much. Quality!
If you can think of how, what about Jenson Button…?
Crash helmet, and a silver suit with a big “J. Button” on it.
You could simply convert one of your shiny pyjamas and pair of Ugg boots – the ones you go to Sainsbury’s in – and you would look like an F1 champion in no time…
No need to thank me.